Good Evening, Luthadel!

I just finished reading Brandon Sanderson's "Mistborn", and boy are my arms tired!

No, wait...

Sleep Well

So, few nights ago I'm trying to sleep, except it's not working out so well because my stupid subconscious is having me running around an abandoned railway station under a building full of these:



They're all raw pinks and reds and yellows, so it looks like an animal turned inside out. Which is very appealing. I figured I was better off out of there, so I got on an elevator, going up. Good idea, except I suppose one must have been in the shaft, since it started to tear out the floor to try and get at me. I was obliged to hang from the ceiling by my hook-hand (hook-hand? what?) and empty the clip from my handgun ( of COURSE I was armed. Dur.) into the things pseudo-head-thing to put it down.
Now, I'm law-abiding citizen. I pay my taxes. Do really deserve having to put up with this kind of shite while I'm trying to sleep? I ask you.




The sketch below is completely unrelated to any of that.

FOCUS, Dammit.

If you like a bunch of wandering-mind sketches all in one spot, then here you go. Something for everyone. Bring Grandma.

Stool and Snickers

Now, I'm perfectly aware this isn't the direction they're going in down at ol' Loogaroo when it comes to Logo Design. I like the logo they're doing a lot, actually, but I had doodled this little line drawing thing at lunch the other day, and I thought just for poop and laughter I'd clean it up all pretty. Maybe it could get used for Artsy-black-and-white-scrappy-independant-films. Or if Clan Gangrel ever starts up a Fitness Club.



And here's an alternate colouring, for feces and guffaws.

Cindy Watches CSI

This would also work for "Cindy Watches the Office". Michael Scott's tom-foolery or bits of brain in a tray?

Finally! Someone to poison!

Who are you, though?

Gotta Start

Somewhere.

Frankly, destruction is best left to the professionals.

Non-Nerd Caption:

I drew this character once about a year ago. Too stiff and flat. This one's better, hopefully. Ruffed it on the back of a Mill Test Report Document Summary, inked it with a black ballpoint. I'm all about Quality. I think I may try re-inking her face, I feel like I lost something from the ruff.

Nerd Caption:

Drew Jaya Ballard, Task Mage again. If I could put it on a card, I would ask for "Pyroblast", even if I've put the flavor text for "Gorilla Shaman". I'll grant you, she looks a bit more like Chandra Nalaar than Jaya, but I'm gonna give her Jaya's coloring if I ever get off my lazy butt to paint it.

Jaya Ballard is most likely copyright Wizards of the Coast, I'm thinkin'.

Beatnik Barbarian

Sure, He's just standing there now. But he'll be reciting poetry and stabbing people before you know it.

Story? What's a Story?

Never eat the Dark Lord's lunch.