Fun Link

Generate a a monster, draw a picture:

http://orteil.dashnet.org/randomgen/?gen=creature.txt

Have Fun!

Gonna Paint This.

Yeah, sure you are.

The Blith

In ancient days forgotten now
Times drowned in seas of years
The Blith set out 'cross orange skies
O'er shadowed plain and mere

Betwixt the tow'r of Ult-ut-Dhrag
And the stones of Iakel's glyphs
Would skirl with panicked yammerings
The bloated, fetid Blith

Oh why such noise, thou noisome beast?
Why stumble through the air?
Why beckon with thy ill-shaped limbs
Or gaze with mindless stare?

Dost thou mourn those other brutes
Dim shapes of vague days past?
Or dost thou howl victorious
Because thou art the last?

Ne'er would the Blith its end reveal
Merely coil, twist, and sag
Past the stone of Iakel's glyphs
To the tow'r of Ult-ut-Dhrag

Things I Will Do Next Time After Attempting To Jury-Rig A Line Tester Using Curtain Rod Hardware And A Step Ladder:

1. Secure the camera better so the first three drawings don't jitter around all over the place giving everyone seizures.

2. Turn off the Auto Focus so half the images aren't blurry.

3. Replace the batteries in the camera so they don't run out before you're done.

4. Post it using something other than Blogger's lousy player. Seriously, what is that? (After I posted it I saw I was You Tube. Maybe there's a setting somewhere so I can fix it, I dunno.)(I think it's a bit better, now.)

Yes, I know I could save myself a lot of hassle by just drawing stuff into Flash, but where's the fun in that? 

Morcalavir the Inscrutable

Ever see a bald elf wizard? Me neither. It seems like an Idea Whose Time Has Come.

Why Inscrutable? Not sure. Perhaps he's very difficult to scrute.

Classic spell, or symptom of a skin condition?

Another classic.

On the other hand, the more I draw him the more he reminds me of Charlie Brown.

Here's a bonus elf; more of a standard elf really:

There is so much about this picture that bothers me, don't even get me started. I've been told I shouldn't criticize my own drawing so much, so seriously, don't get me started.

Are you trying to get me started?

Well don't.

Sooper...

...mayn.

In case you're curious, 5th edition is quite nice so far. The DM has made some minor tweaks, but that's the way this game is supposed to be and the fact that it's flexible enough for him to do that is a good thing. The combats are smooth and fast, the character background stuff is fun, and if things are ever slowed down due to someone looking something up, it's usually because of me because I'm one of those annoying people who does that.

My apologies to the rest of the gaming community.

And just so you know: Jessica is the kind of Teifling Paladin that when face to face with a Bugbear can talk him into letting her kill one of his guards and have Casey's Monk pummel the other one to death right in front of his furry face BEFORE THE FIGHT EVEN STARTS. Then the Bugbear slipped and fell to his death down a garbage hole. Man, I was jazzed about that.

Work Windows

The building I work in is on the site of what was once a mill. A big sprawling thing that employed many of the people in this town before it closed. They've demolished most of it since then, but looking out the North windows you can see what's left of it hulking and rotting there.

If you look beyond there's some trees. Something to break up the post-apocalyptic vibe.

On the other hand, the South side faces the river. In the summer the sun sparkles on the water, and boats of various sizes glide up and down. There's green woods on the opposite shore, and the whole is much more picturesque.

In the break room where I take my lunch most days, you get a good view of a concrete column sticking up out of the water that was once part of a pier, but is now being reclaimed by nature.

You can tell it was square when it was new, but the tides and current have scooped out underneath, and rounded the corners down into nonexistence. Depending on where the tide is you may only see the top, or you may see all the work the water has done. It's very calming to look at for some reason.

This is in the summer of course. The winter turns it all into tundra, but we're in New Brunswick after all.

Mood Yoda (and 5th Edition!)

On Valentine's Day this year, my delightful wife gave me a card that included a punch-out-put-it-together Yoda. I highly recommend obtaining such a card from one of your own loved ones, because with the application of a few green sticky notes, you can create an honest-to-goodness...

Mood Yoda!

Get yours today! Seriously, I'll just wait here.

ADDITIONAL NEWS

Also topping today's event's, I only just now discovered that Wizards of the Coast has put the new 5th Edition Dungeons and Dragons Basic Rules on their site as a free pdf download. They did this ten days ago, so if you care you probably already know, but still. I haven't read it yet, but I'm looking forward to it.

ADDITIONAL ADDITIONAL NEWS

When viewed from the correct angle, this Kinder Surprise monster appears to have a wang.

Ha ha! Wang.

I'm guessing this was done intentionally at the insistence of Nathan Fillion.

MacBeth Sketches

What it says on the box.

Free RPG Goodness

Role playing games are fun, but can get pretty expensive. Between books, minis, modules, maps, special dice, snacks, and other sundries,  it ain't easy to do on a budget. This is especially true if you're playing the latest version of whatever, because the companies that make it wanna turn a profit and tend to favor box sets and elaborate full colour hard covers, and that stuff isn't free.

So here's some stuff I've found that is free. Most of it has been around for a while, but it never hurts to put it all in one place for my own sake as well as yours, and you may find something you haven't seen before. I don't think I'll put any random generators on here though, 'cause that a whole 'nother bag o' snakes.

Dragonsfoot: This is one of the first "homebrew" style sites I ever found. It's a whole mess o' 1st and 2nd Edition  AD and D content supplied by contributors to the site, so it can be a bit of a mixed bag, but free is free and chances are you're gonna have to modify a professionally published module you paid money for anyway. There's homebrew classes, spells, modules, reference sheets, you name it.

Labyrinth Lord: Speaking of old school gaming, I've played this 1st Edition D and D clone a few times now and had some good fun with it. You can buy the books if you like (I did, it's nice to have them at the table with you), but the PDF "no-art" versions are free for download. If you look around the site a bit, you'll likely find some more free stuff as well; I just downloaded the Mutant Future rules for the game, didn't even notice 'em before.

Free Adventures:  Some of the links on this Dungeonmastering.com  post are dead; looks like Wizards of the Coast killed a lot of the free 4th edition stuff they had kicking around for some reason. However, looks like plenty of the 3.5 ones still work. I was going to post a link to the full 3.5 archive they used to have, but it looks like they killed a bunch of that too. But if 3.5 is your thing....

The Hypertext d20 SRD: An enterprising soul named Jans Carton has put together this speedy reference for the whole darn system, as well as some nice extras like a "dice bag" and spell and monster filters. It's not a download like the other stuff on this list, but if you use a lap top or something at the gaming table very often, holy geez would this thing be handy. God bless the Open Gaming License. And speaking of the OGL....

D20 PFSRD: Here's Paizo's version of the same thing. It doesn't have quite the elegance and ease of use of the one above, but it's got all the Pathfinder additions and alterations, and still makes a handy reference.

GURPS: This stands for Generic Universal Role Playing System. I haven't played it before, but this free download has got me interested. Which is obviously it's intent, but still. It uses only six sided dice, so that makes things a bit easier, and it can be modified to fit basically any setting, time period, planet, dimension, what have you. The PDF download in the link doesn't seem to have quite enough info to run a game (at least not easily), but it looks to be a good introduction for prospective players. Even if it's a marketing ploy to get you to buy the books, it's a darn good marketing ploy, so kudos all round.

That should be enough to keep you busy for now. I'm always looking for more, so leaving links in the comments is good.