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Saturday, June 26, 2010

Can't Stop

They're foolish. They're juvenile. They cause a horrible rash.

I warned you, didn't I?

Saturday, June 19, 2010

Funny funny funny, What money can do.

Feelin' a bit Mignola-y, knowhaddamean? His work is deceptively simple looking...

Can't stop drawin' dat wacky goblin. Shoulda seen da one dat got away!

Annabelle de Plaingiere. She's just a femme fatale with a dark past and a shocking secret. OR IS SHE?! Regardless, should have left enough room to draw her hand. Rookie rookie rookie mistake.

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You tell 'em, Captain.

Sunday, June 13, 2010

Ugly Baby!

Ugly Baby, Kids! YAAAAAAY!

Recently I showed these to my wife, Cindy, and she became very quiet.

"Oh. Uh, these are...well..."

She was obviously uncomfortable, so I kind of explained to her where they came from and what the idea behind them was. When I was finished, she was visibly relieved.

"Well, that makes sense, then. I was kinda worried you'd gone, y'know, insane."

Now, I've skimmed the surface on some of the darker corners of the internet (and I mean BARELY skimmed the surface. The internet truly scares me), so I was more concerned these would come across as self indulgent and boring. It didn't honestly occur to me they might seem worrying to family and loved ones.

So, maybe I'll write a little something about them, if I can figure out how to do that without sounding like a knob. 'Til then, enjoy.

P.S. Cindy also wished me to mention that the Gerussi Kraken looked more like Gabe Kaplan to her. Such are my caricature skills, I'm afraid. Although to be fair, the 'fro and mustache look was a popular one, back in the day.

Wednesday, June 02, 2010

Something Had Changed Them

...they could scarcely be seen at all if the light was bad, and they went about their mysterious business in complete silence, uttering neither word nor sound to anyone. What the precise nature of that business was, none could discern.

- Dr. Archaimbaud Nero, Journals