August, amirite folks?
Lessee, what have I got here I don't need to scan...?
Well, here's a picture of a bad mustache.
Starting it off right there.
Ah, hmmm, a worm in a top hat?
That's pretty fun right? Oh, um , and then there was that time my WOW character got his head stuck in a boat, and the boat dragged him around and it was funny...
Ah jeez. Let's take another look at that mustache.
Not quite what you were expecting was it? I know I wasn't.