There once was a fellow named Bernie
An ambulance chasing attorney
He'd race down the street
On spat-adorned feet
But was killed by a runaway gurney.
Saturday, April 23, 2011
Saturday, April 16, 2011
A: Did you know the devil built a robot?
W: Ah, yes...El Robotico Diablo...
A: Nobody tells me anything.
I'm not exactly timely, I'm afraid, I tend to be about ten to fifteen years behind in my television viewing. It's best aged, don't you know, like fine wine. So I'm told, I just drink it, I don't compare where the grapes came from or when they were picked. Barely look at the label. Huh, look at that, it was gin all along. Explains why the room's angled that way, I suppose. Point is, old TV shows are like fine angled grapes. So get off my back.