
Just to balance the act:
It's theBEAST and MARVEL GIRL,
BEAST and MARVEL GIRL,
BEAST and MARVEL GIRL Shoooowwwwww!!!
Hot Ninja Chicks
There are girls who’ll cook your dinner
And some girls will bring you tea
Some girls will love you ‘till the dawn
But them girls ain’t for me.
‘Cause I love a girl with deadly eyes
A silent stealthy lass
A girl who’ll leap from Night’s Embrace
To kick your kung-fu ass.
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Hot Ninja Chicks! Hot Ninja Chicks!
They make my head spin round!
Hot Ninja Chicks! Hot Ninja Chicks!
They’ll put you in the ground!
She smiles so sweet, she flicks her steel,
She bats her eyes, and now I feel,
That I’m undone, I’m comin’ apart,
Hot Ninja Chicks! You have my heart.
Well, I’m girt with twin katanas
Yeah, I’m lookin’ for love tonight
And you can’t get far with a Ninja Chick
Without puttin’ up a fight.
Oh I need a nice Piece of Assassin
So I gots to work it my best
Or love will stab me in the back
While a sai escapes my chest.
Chorus, Bongo Solo
Alright now, here’s the sensitive bit…
So if you wear black pajamas
And romance has left you scarred
Come run with me, we’ll make a wish
Upon a throwing star.
A Shadow Warrior’s life is hard
But it's not much that I ask
Just a night with nun-chuks set aside
And a glimpse beneath the mask.
Chorus