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Tuesday, March 06, 2007

What waiting for renders will do to your brain.


Marlon Van Zan Der Moken lives in the freezer and uses telepathy to call you bad names. He avoids detection by crouching inside ancient empty ice cube trays. He feeds off the vague anxieites that arise from watching "documentaries" about Nostradamus.

He doesn't like you.

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